27 July 2010

The Time I Went to Zombie-Fighting School


During a nap today, I dreamt that I went to school to become a zombie killer like Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. There, I met this really hot guy who also killed zombies for a living. Then, of course, a bunch of zombies attacked the school, and it was all beheading and blowing up with bazookas all the time. A bunch of times the zombies almost bit me, but then I realized I would turn into a zombie too if they did, so I kicked them in the head. And then I woke up.

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