My Third-grade Report Card: Math, A; Language Arts, A; Social Studies, A; Science, A; Controls Physical Impulses, A-; Controls Verbal Impulses, C

Every time I talk to this one person, my brain cramps up and something rude pops out of my mouth. It's ridiculous how many times it's happened. The surprising part is that we keep trying to talk to each other even though I always sabotage the conversation. So embarrassing.