Possible Titles for the Inevitable Tell-All Autobiography after I Become Infamous

• A Frigid Woman
• Don't Believe A Word I Say (I love the paradox.)
• A Child Called Short
• One or Two Rather Large Pieces
  
• I Should Have Gone to Oxford
• My Life on the Streets of Barcelona
• Self-Esteem: A Cautionary Tale
• What Very Possibly May or May Not Have Happened
• I, Space Cadet
• Has Anyone Seen My Pen?
• Books, Brains, and Adderall (Sounds like a zombie tweaker wrote it!)
• Thinking in Italics
  

I should definitely look into applying some of the ways to make my life interesting enough for me to be truly literary before I start writing.