06 September 2010
The Time I Personally Witnessed the Downfall of American Civilization
Today at the mall I saw a teenage girl—between fourteen and sixteen—out with her friends and wearing a t-shirt that said, "Pregnant Is the New Skinny". She was not wearing it ironically.
Baby bumps as fashion statements. We're ripe for the Apocalypse.
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