Holy crap, I'm so bored.

My life is so boring. Sometimes I really want to experience a psychotic break so that I can do all sorts of risky, interesting things and not be responsible for them. Or I could join the CIA and use my Arabic for spying so that I could adopt another persona. Except the CIA's actually pretty boring too, and if I joined it, I'd have to support our nation's geopolitical agenda, which I don't.