24 December 2009
Things that make you lose faith in medical science
For five years you're on Adderall XR, the most controlled prescribed medication in the country (Oxycontin is easier to get), and then after spending a lot of time on the Internet, you diagnose yourself with autoimmune thyroiditis rather than unexplained adult ADHD with inattention and start medicating yourself. Then you finally go to the doctor and tell him you've successfully put yourself on thyroid replacement for a month instead of Adderall, he takes your TSH, and you were right.
Five years on amphetamines! Five years!
22 December 2009
Oops!
"This is not the 1800s" said NOW President Terry O'Neill of the US general who made a no-pregnancy rule for the soldiers under his command. What do I say? No, this isn't the 1800s—and today pregnancy is an entirely preventable condition. Let's just be honest, even women who've been raped can take emergency contraceptives. Plus, in the 1800s, women were not soldiers.
Women who join the armed forces have made a commitment to serve. They have committed to serve as long and with as much dedication as the men have. If women in the military do not honor their commitment, they close doors for women in the military and the workforce in general. In order to fulfill their commitment, women can prevent pregnancy with abstinence, the Pill, condoms, diaphragms, or any combination of reliable birth control methods. Oops doesn't cut it when you've signed your life away. Women who prefer to play Russian roulette with fertility just plain shouldn't sign on the dotted line.
Dear Departments and Offices of Western Washington University,
Love,
Bethylene
06 December 2009
Possible Titles for the Inevitable Tell-All Autobiography after I Become Infamous
- A Frigid Woman
- Don't Believe A Word I Say (I love the paradox.)
- A Child Called Short
- One or Two Rather Large Pieces
- I Should Have Gone to Oxford
- My Life on the Streets of Barcelona
- Self-Esteem: A Cautionary Tale
- What Very Possibly May or May Not Have Happened
- I, Space Cadet
- Has Anyone Seen My Pen?
- Books, Brains, and Adderall (Sounds like a zombie tweaker wrote it!)
- Thinking in Italics
27 November 2009
Pet Peeves
- Movies in which someone dies of cancer at the end, especially when the movie came out in the nineties and had nothing to do with cancer but was about something else entirely when suddenly the screenwriter got stuck and decided to just kill one of the main characters with cancer or in a sudden accident and end the movie at the person's funeral. Examples of this kind of movie include Fried Green Tomatoes, My Girl, The Man in the Moon, Charly (okay, I've only read the book, and that was bad enough), Pay It Forward, Brian's Song, Steel Magnolias, A Walk to Remember, Remember the Titans, and My Sister's Keeper. Usually I just avoid anything that is promoted as "heartwarming" or "inspiring".
- Machines that talk to you, like supermarket self-checkouts and talking ATMs. Automated phone service is even worse because you have to talk back to the machine.
- Instant messaging. (Okay, so maybe I'm a luddite.)
- Plurals with apostrophes.
- Unnecessary use of the marked term sister missionaries and use of the term elders as synonymous with missionaries.
- Pool-poll-pole-pull, room-rum, route-root-rut, sale-sell-cell, feel-fell-fill, heel-heal-hell-hill, peel-Pell-pill, steel-still, kneel-nail-nil, meal-Mel-mill, sit-set, peck-pick, bag-beg, pen-pin, ten-tin, and other ambiguous vowel mergers: "We have a sell on still pulls today. I know you fill bad, but just set down and the doctor will be in to hell you." (Shudder.)
- Kreeaityvli spelled names: Stephenie, Qurysteenah, Alivia, Jaxon, Jaykawb, Carrion, MacKaeLah, Caity, Maddisyn, Crystofer, Mollee, Ashlie, Jerrod, Jeriko, etc.
- People who touch your arm to emphasize a point when they're talking to you.
18 November 2009
Secrets
- I've forgotten how to flirt. Since I learned to talk, one of my favorite games was flirting with boys. But when I went on my mission, I had to remind myself, "Don't flirt. Don't flirt. Don't flirt." So now I don't flirt.
- My body doesn't work very well, and I am not okay with it. I hate letting people down because I'm sick.
- I am too good for you.
- I'm so vain: I definitely think that song is about me.
- This sister at church said that she read, "Women want to be loved with tenderness and affection, and men want to be loved with admiration and respect." Personally I think drawing a line like that is stupid mostly because I am a woman and I've craved admiration and respect my whole life. I'd take them over tenderness and affection any day of the week. I really dislike people calling me cute for this reason. You don't respect cute. Of course, it's not their fault. Girls like me who are five-foot-nothing usually end up being cute no matter what they do.
- I had a dream that I was President of the United States, but most of it was about my professional-but-feminine wardrobe and hairstyles. Another time I dreamt that I was elected Empress of the World but then my motorcade was taken hostage in a war zone. I looked pretty stylish in that dream too (crowns!) except when I was all covered in blood.
- Some of my family were plantation owners who lost everything after the Civil War. Even though it was so long ago and we've all been economic failures since then, the classism runs very deep. We even have a story about how the Yankee soldiers took my ancestresses' silk ballgowns among other household items. When my humbled ancestresses showed up at church on Sunday in their cotton day dresses, they saw the "white trash" (oh yeah, that's what the story calls them) women in the back wearing the same silk gowns. They'd received the dresses from the soldiers in exchange for sexual favors. That story about sums up my family's feelings about wealth: it may have been redistributed, but our dignity and breeding still set us above everyone else. Ashamedly, I still tend to think like this.
I identify strongly with Margaret Hale in Elizabeth Gaskell's North and South: she had roots in the gentry (as did the women in Cranford). Even though her parents and even their parents had never had money, her father graduated from Oxford, her mother's uncle held a title, and her aunt moves in the wealthy gentry circles of London society. When she moves to Milton, she condescends to the mill workers, even though in the book Gaskell makes it clear that some of the mill workers make more than Margaret's family does. However, not only is she far above the mill workers in education and breeding, she was also bred above the new-money mill owners. She fits in nowhere. Of course, she ends up inheriting a ton of money from a family friend who had kept the wealthy part of his upper-classness, marries the most civil and educated mill owner in Milton, and becomes a member of the new world order: the industrialists. That's when I stop identifying with her. - I am not a big fan of Christmas because my birthday is close to it and also because from when I was seven to when I was thirteen (and a few times after that) I would be so anxious on Christmas Eve because of two months of buildup that I'd start vomiting: What am I going to get? Will my family like the presents I got them? What if I go into the living room and discover that Santa has gotten me the wrong thing again? How will I act happy enough so my parents won't realize their mistake? Which of the relatives will call? What are we having for Christmas dinner? Is anyone going to die at my birthday party this year? Will my brother ever stop playing the nonstop-pop-Christmas-carols station? Why did I eat so many roasted marshmallows?
- I hate a lot of white foods, and coloring these foods does not make me like them: potatoes (except for very thin french fries with lots of ketchup), turnips, parsnips, cauliflower, coconut, mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, Cool Whip, roasted marshmallows, marshmallow crème, meringue anything, every kind of cream pie, most cheesecakes, whipped cream, white chocolate bars, white hot cocoa, cream soda, egg nog (shudder), butter on vegetables, flour tortillas, that nasty whipped frosting supermarket bakeries use, white mountain frosting, royal icing, eggs, white meat from a roasted chicken or turkey, halibut, cod, flounder, Monterey Jack, Muenster, paneer (shudder again), feta, alfredo sauce, and cream soups. I only started eating butter on bread a few years ago, and that was a big step for me. White foods I like include milk, white gluten-free bread (usually toasted or grilled very dark), white rice, scallops, garlic, jícama, cream cheese, yogurt, mozzarella, and Breyer's mint–chocolate-chip ice cream, which is white with black chips.
- Actually, I'm a very picky eater in general. I dislike most of the foods most people like. (See below.)
- I am naturally perverse—my first instinct is to contradict everything anybody says, and my second is to do exactly the opposite of what I'm supposed to be doing. Sometimes I can control this part of my personality better than other times.
- I am a closet romance novelist.
- Often I doubt my emotional capacity to keep a house and raise children.
- I've started daydreaming about the Foreign Service again.
- Twilight was only annoyingly predictable because I've seen too much Buffy.
- I really dislike Edward Cullen as a person. He's a fascinating character, but if I met him in real life I would not be interested once I'd gotten past the "Ooh, he's a vampire" thing. Even though I knew it was outside the scope of the genre, I really wanted Breaking Dawn to be the book in which Bella realizes that Edward is a fantasy. He's too good to be true. He's about as appealing as a cup full of treacle. Alternatively I could say he's about as appealing as the thought of marrying a perennially seventeen-year-old boy. (¡Guácala! I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.) I wanted Bella to decide that she wanted to be normal, that she wanted to go to college and get a job and meet a man (as opposed to a perennially seventeen-year-old boy) and have kids and get fat and fight about money and make up on an anniversary trip to Seattle and grow old and die.
That's what I would have chosen.
13 November 2009
Pennsylvania Bugs
09 November 2009
02 November 2009
Well, that explains a lot.
What was that President Uchtdorf said last night about how the only perfect people are people we don't know very well? He finally explained a tendency that has plagued me for years. I always idolize, but more than idolize—I fixate on over some distant unreachable, unknowable Cypriot statue on a very high pedestal. Nothing and no one can live up to my impossible standard. Unfortunately, knowing what my problem is doesn't exactly stop me from obsessing, and at the moment I have two Galateas.
I am Echo. I am Psyche. I am Pygmalion.
31 October 2009
My Third-grade Report Card: Math, A; Language Arts, A; Social Studies, A; Science, A; Controls Physical Impulses, A-; Controls Verbal Impulses, C
28 October 2009
First Job Interview Since October 2006
Yesterday I had my first job interview since I've been looking for a post-mission job. This was exciting just because sending out tons of résumés both to business contacts and in response to employment ads and getting no replies was getting more than a little frustrating. It was all very serendipitous (in other words, providential) too, for I was uncostumed at the ward FHE Halloween costume party, which I likely wouldn't have attended had my brother not wanted me to take him, and getting ready to leave when the bishop's wife suddenly called me over and asked if I was still looking for a job. She pointed me towards this great sister in the ward who said that an LA law firm that rents a small office from her company was looking for a English/Spanish bilingual legal assistant to run its fledgling Portland branch, which will work primarily with members of the Latino community here. The firm is perfectly willing to train the person it hires too. Someone was fired unexpectedly or something, so the firm was holding one day of very last minute interviews in order to fill the position by next week. The sister in my ward found out about the Tuesday interviews on Monday. Since I am English/Spanish bilingual, have strong office skills, and learn quickly, it is a job that I could actually excel at.
I have no idea if I'll get the job, but it was nice to get an interview for once. My skills are a little rusty since I took that LDSERS course this summer—for example, I think I may have grossly over-quoted the salary range for the job (I said $30–45K) just because on the Internet I couldn't find much information about how much inexperienced legal assistants make and I didn't want to admit that I have a history of being grossly underpaid in general and even $20,000 is a step up—so this interview was good practice if nothing else.
21 October 2009
Being Generation Y
Failure is not in our vocabulary;
that was clear from the very beginning.
"If you can dream it, then you can do it,"
yet we never, in a million years, dreamt of impotence.
We were cultivated for great things
and balk at anything less.
16 October 2009
The Theme of People of Walmart
13 October 2009
First spam.
12 October 2009
Weird Things My California-Bar-Member Mother Says (expanded and updated)
- a good door, but not a good window—n. someone who is standing in front of the television or some otherwise interesting sight so the people in back cannot see
- ¡Ábrete la boca!—Open your mouth!
- ants in one's pants—ADHD symptoms
- ar-kaan-saww (said with a lilt)—Arkansas
- awnry face—(1) a comical ornery face; (2) the hairy eyeball or evil eye
- batty—the OED says it can colloquially mean balmy or dotty and cites the earliest use of the word with this meaning from 1903. My mother only ever uses this word in the phrase, "You're driving me batty!"
- big ears flappin' in the breeze—Eavesdroppers have them.
- birthday suit—nakedness, as in, "He's in his birthday suit and everything's hanging out."
- bored outta one's gourd—bored stiff
- boob tube—television
- boughten—adj. store-bought
- broiled cheese sandwich—a simple Welsh rabbit or cheese on toast, always made with cheddar; different from a grilled cheese sandwich in that it only has one slice of bread and is prepared under a broiler
- broughten—past participle of bring
- criminy—(KRĪ-mə-nē) "A vulgar exclamation of astonishment: now somewhat archaic," which dates back to at least 1681 (OED).
- crotchety old lady—a menopausal woman
- cruisin' for a bruisin'—to be annoying on purpose
- death warmed over—To feel or look "like death warmed over" is to feel or look exhausted and sick.
- dickens—a euphemism dating to 1598 for "devil, deuce" (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)
- do what one shouldn't—euphemism for an extramarital, or sometimes premarital, sexual relationship: "He did what he shouldn't with his secretary and then his wife divorced him." (This is in spite of the fact that she told me about the facts of life when I was four.)
- Do your nose run and your feet smell? You must be built upside down!
- eyes are bigger than one's stomach—Someone whose eyes are bigger than his or her stomach puts more food on his or her plate than he or she can possibly eat: "My eyes are bigger than my stomach, so my mother controlled my dinner portion sizes until I was at least sixteen."
- falling apart—to have a long list of aches and irritations that sound hypochondriac: "Your tummy hurts, your knee twitches, and your arms itch? You must be falling apart!"
- fā-vər-ĪT—n. favorite
- fight tooth and nail—v. (1) to resist strongly: "I tried to put Jim in timeout, and he fought me tooth and nail." (2) to strive aggressively for something: "Joe is in court fighting tooth and nail to get his kids back."
- funny farm—insane asylum; often, "Take me away to the funny farm!" (Her father adds that "the little men in white coats" would take someone to the funny farm, and their charge is usually me.)
- Go stand on your head and stack BBs.—Please find something to do besides bug me.
- goomy bears—gummy bears
- Hold your horsies.—Be patient.
- hungry enough that one could eat a horse—more disturbing when I realized that they eat horses in Spain, where my mother went on her mission
- I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.—I love you lots.
- It woulda bi'cha if it were a snake!—It's right under your nose.
- None of your beeswax!—None of your business.
- Ohwa Tagoo Siam—a mean trick she played on me when I was seven. Not coincidentally, we have a Siamese-looking mutt-cat named Tagoo.
- old and decrepit—of people, old enough to get achy joints
- older than the hills—of people and things, very old
- pokey—small, cramped, and dark
- ragamuffin—"old-fashioned informal a dirty untidy child in torn clothes" (Cambridge Dictionary Online). The OED further explains that Ragamuffin was the name of a demon during the Middle Ages, but had come to mean "a person (originally and chiefly a man or boy) of a ragged, dirty, and (frequently) disreputable appearance" by 1586. The muffin part of the word likely comes from the Anglo-Norman malfelon, which means devil or scoundrel.
- rain galoshes—rubber Wellington boots
- shooty—interjection, dim. of shoot
- slow poke—"circa 1848: a very slow person" (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)
- space cadet—someone who often forgets things
- That's enough from the peanut gallery.—I didn't ask for your opinion.
- The girls said . . .—One of my two daughters said this, but I can't remember which one (see you guys).
- This place looks like a hurricane hit it.—Our house is too messy.
- Turk or turkey—(1) childish troublemaker; (2) jerk; (3) womanizer. This may come from Turk, as in, someone from Turkey, which by 1536 had come in English to be "applied to any one having qualities attributed to the Turks; a cruel, rigorous, or tyrannical man; any one behaving as a barbarian or savage; one who treats his wife hardly; a bad-tempered or unmanageable man," but the OED also says that in early-twentieth-century American slang, Turk or turkey was a derogatory word for an Irishman and by 1951 could also mean "a stupid, slow, inept, or otherwise worthless person." So who knows where my mother got it from.
- you guys—blanket singular and plural, second- and third-person pronoun meaning any or all of the following: you, my older daughter; you, my younger daughter; you, both of my daughters; either you or your sister; or your sister (see The girls said . . .)
04 October 2009
Fighting AIDS is great and all . . .
02 October 2009
Can You Answer Honestly? (one of those dumb quizzes my sister and I butchered)
To do this, copy this entire message, then go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, delete my answers, and type yours. Easy peasy!
Next, tag 7 people (in the right hand corner of the app). Click publish (at the bottom). Have fun! :)
Debbie / Bethylene
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
paper shreds. / my big toe.
2. Where was your profile picture taken?
lying on my bed, myspace style. / the booking station at the local jail.
3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
no. / no.
4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
myself. / my sister.
5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
we haven't gone to bed yet because we were watching Bollywood movies illegally.
6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
is there life on maaaaars? / longview, washington.
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
kissing me sets off fireworks of its own. / i only kiss people if they have set off fireworks first.
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
we share a bedroom.
9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
i don't believe in exes. long-term, baby! / i kill all my exes, so i don't have to worry about friendship.
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
sexy. / gassy.
11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
i don't know, when did you? / yesterday when Debbie used my toothbrush. fiend.
12. Who took your profile picture?
Cecil B. DeMille. / the local county sheriff.
13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
my neighbor. my camera connects to my telescope. / my imaginary friend, Timothy.
14. Was yesterday better than today?
yesterday never goes away and tomorrow never comes. / i have that thing where you forget yesterday when you fall asleep. so i don't know.
15. Can you live a day without TV?
what's the difference between reality and TV? / no.
16. Are you upset about anything?
yes, my big toe. / yes, at Debbie.
17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
you get what you pay for. / no.
18. Are you a bad influence?
yes, i run naked with scissors. / i taught her to do that.
19. Night out or night in?
i don't like people. / i don't like nights, that's when the vampires come.
20. What items could you not go without during the day?
my 7.62x51mm M40 sniper rifle. / my segway.
21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
the crazies. / i've never been to a hospital. my mother had me in the car.
22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"tonite 7 behind fred meyers." / "i'm meeting steve tonight at 7!!!!!! :) :) :)"
23. How do you feel about your life right now?
high. / it's ending soon.
24. Do you hate anyone?
Emilio Estevez. / that stalker lady from the bank who calls me all the time.
25. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
nothing. / vague invitations to do something sometime.
26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
i had a poppyseed muffin this morning, so no. / after the lab calls my doctor.
27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Steve thinks i am perfect. he said so last night, over text. / i tell myself that i am perfect every day.
28. What song is stuck in your head?
"The Song that Never Ends". / "The Song that Never Ends".
29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
a zombie, so i can destroy it in nasty ways. / not Edward Cullen.What you don't want to see outside your window at two in the morning, or at any time, really.
30.Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
yes. lots. / are you kidding? i don't want to have any kids before 50!
31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
shower, maybe. / clean out my belly button.
32. Do you think too much or too little?
what are the options again? / maybe.
Wow, that quiz really was "easy peasy"!!!!!
dear emilio,
watch your back.
cordially,
debbie
01 October 2009
Things that Kinda Suck
- Thinking you are so awesome that you recognized someone's spirit-glow, and then finding out it was just your gaydar going off.
- Receiving the cellphone number of a guy on three separate occasions because he really wanted you to have it and still knowing you will never, ever call him.
- Getting sorta-but-not-really asked out in the vaguest Facebook message ever: "Also wondered are you leaving soon and won't be in the [Pacific Northwest] ward to go to school? Reason I'm asking I wondered if you wanna hang out and do something if you have time or perhaps watch general conference on my big screen tv or something else?" (What is that? Does he want me to call him and say, "Yeah, we should go see the seven o'clock showing of Whip It tomorrow at the Battle Ground Cinema"? Sorry, I don't even know him well enough t0 like him well enough to ask him out. I have to at least kissed a guy a few times before I'll break the Rules like that. Of course, then there's the alternative possibility that his completely harmless friendly gesture just happens to resemble certain other people's wishy-washy date proposals, in which case I'd seem really stupid to take it as anything else.)
- Seeing a picture of a straight-laced Mormon kid you used to know with a tattoo that covers his whole chest, one tattoo sleeve, and enormous plugs.
- Keeping up with your relatives—even your parents—through the political chain emails they send you: "Send this to everyone you know and then write your representative to tell them all congressmen should live off Social Security!"
28 September 2009
The Most Misused Shakespeare Quote Ever
They love to put that on t-shirts and stuff to prove Shakespeare loved music, blah, blah, blah, but they leave out the second part of the count’s sentence: “give me an excess of it, that, by surfeiting the appetite may sicken, and so die.”
What a love-sick Count Orsino is actually saying is that he wants to listen to “She’s Out of My Life” so many times that he gets sick of it and stops obsessing over Countess Olivia. That’s not exactly what’s implied when you take the first half of the sentence by itself. Furthermore, Orsino is talking, not Shakespeare. People are making Shakespeare say something he never meant. It’s kind of like when people quote Robert Frost writing, “Good fences make good neighbors,” and act like he meant it, when actually it’s a proverb that Frost disparaged in “Mending Wall”. So do people think that Shakespeare thought being rich was a sin just because in King John, Philip the Bastard says, “Well, whiles I am a beggar, I will rail and say there is no sin but to be rich” (2.6.593–94)? Of course not! That conclusion would be just as silly.
20 September 2009
Stop naming your children after yeast infections!
16 September 2009
09 September 2009
And now, wondering why I cared so much.
People flit across your life like images on a television screen.
They light it up with different shapes and colors and motions,
but then they’re replaced.
In the end the screen is the same black rectangle it always was,
nor will anyone ever know what has danced upon it.
Not a ghost remains.
Once I was enthralled and moved and fascinated by you,
spent sleepless summer nights wondering how you were and whether you would call,
yet I have gone months and months without once thinking of you.
Yesterday someone reminded me of your existence,
and I only felt puzzled.
I’ll probably forget your name soon.
01 September 2009
22 August 2009
My Life (except for all the boy stuff)
I haven't seen it yet, but my dad won movie tickets at a pie-eating contest, so I think I will soon.
Oh, and I don't look like Alexis Bledel either. Nope, not even close. My sister holds the Alexis-Bledel–clone title in our family; she's got the dimple in her chin and everything. The only person who's ever told me I looked like a celebrity was that elder who said I looked like Kirsten Dunst, which is just insulting.
P.P.S. I do, however, have abnormally cold feet.
21 August 2009
Why I am the way that I am.
My sister's friend's sister posted this picture of my sister on facebook with a caption:
the most gorgeous, beautiful, outstanding, spectacular, amazing, lovely, extraordinary, glamorous, smart, tactful, punctual, awesome, royal, cozy, talented, photogenic, astounding, fantastic, incredible, marvelous, miraculous, phenomenal, fabulous, prodigious, unbelievable, wonderful, sexy, magical, furry, stupendous, delicious, polite, astonishing, elite, mesmerizing, remarkable, and graceful person in the whole world.
yess it is all true.
And I have to live with her! Pity, please.
20 August 2009
The NRA is just acting silly.
Okay, so this morning I was reading my dad's NRA magazine because I was bored, and I saw yet another protest against gun registration. The argument is something we learned in high school English to avoid—the slippery slope: If guns are registered, then the government is going to start persecuting the owners of registered guns, then the government will take them away, then only criminals will have guns, and then all hell will break loose.
We register cars, boats, motorcycles, bicycles, trailers, dogs, cats, burial sites, mobile homes, hairstylists, egg handlers, drivers, voters, wild animals kept as pets, Accutane users, ADHD-medication users, marriages, births, deaths, day care centers, pesticides for your own home, Sudafed, backyard fires, kennels, pet food manufacturers, people who want to leave the country, taxis, rented rooms, garden sheds, home businesses, commercial weights and measures, ATVs, snowmobiles, food handlers, minors who want to work, professional kickboxers, and lots more crazy stuff. There is no reason why guns should not be on this list. In fact, it makes a lot more sense to register guns than it does to register cats.
In fact, that guns aren't registered, when all this other stuff is, tends to suggest that the NRA is much, much stronger than the "anti-gunners" they're so worried about. Which means that the victim position it takes is a little silly.
For example, this month the magazine said that NRA members have been defined as terrorists and may be prosecuted by "a few secret bureaucrats" (James O. E. Norell, "Are You an American[,] or Are You a Terrorist?" America's First Freedom, September 2009, 31) if Senate bill 1317 passes: "This is about freedom-loving Americans being transformed by a stealth process into felons. It involves secret lists created with secret dossiers" (32). The first thing Norell does is assume, after the first two paragraphs, that the bill has already passed, filling the average reader with terror that any day now they'll be snatched from their house in the middle of the night and accused "ex-parte and in camera" of violating "a set of police-state rules worthy of Iran, Cuba or North Korea" (33; italics original). He also waits until the very last page of his article, which is in another part of the magazine altogether, to mention that one of his key sources of gun-owner persecution—a DHS report called "Rightwing Extremism"—was actually withdrawn after veterans and gun owners complained about it (57). So it's not quite as exciting as it seems.
Another strange bit is when Norell refutes the Brady Center's charges that "the National Rifle Association [has] for years employed inflammatory extremist and anti-government rhetoric" (31; emphasis added by Norell) and then goes on for four pages about how "the feds" will "secretly . . . add you to their 'terrorist' list" (32). He even equates "gun owners, the NRA and people who disagree with their government" (33), assuming that all gun owners disagree with their government. He doesn't qualify how they disagree with their government, positing that they disagree with everything about the broadly defined government. That sounds just a little anti-government it me.
All this Us versus Them stuff is all very exciting in a nerds-who-resent-football-players way, but it's hardly constructive when you're trying to influence policy. For example, another article assumes that by the 2012 election, the NRA will definitely oppose Obama (Dave Kopel, "Will the Supreme Court Set Speech Free?" America's First Freedom, September 2009, 29). If I were Obama, that wouldn't be much incentive to do anything for the NRA. Politicians like to look good and make people like them (it's why they're politicians), and if you make it clear that you will never, ever approve of anything they ever do, they tend not to work with you. They even start to point out your flaws to protect themselves from the mudslinging you're doing. Furthermore, on the heels of the Heller decision and a Rasmussen survey which found that 75% of Americans "believe the U.S. Constitution guarantees the right of a law-abiding citizen to own a firearm" (reported in America's First Freedom, September 2009, 16), it's just a little silly.
19 August 2009
Mission Triumph!
17 August 2009
Freaky/Cool Miracles
The freaky/cool part happened when the bishop set me apart as a ward missionary. One minute he was talking about how I would find people to teach the gospel to, yadda, yadda, and the next moment he was quoting my patriarchal blessing! Specifically he quoted and reemphasized the part that's really pretty unusual and also pertinent to my time of life. Lately I had been wondering if the patriarch had misspoken. I guess not because the bishop just said the same exact thing.
13 August 2009
Okay, so I finally read it.
03 August 2009
Eight Years
As I gaze at the octad of fat chonologious beads strung out in front of me,
I realize that nothing, not even death,
is as painful as keeping in touch with people with whom you no longer have anything in common.
Blessings still happen even when you aren't a missionary
This testimony was an answer to my fasting and prayer. I went up to the returned missionary to thank him for bearing his testimony, and he kind of blew me off. Oh, well, the testimony still stands.
28 June 2009
My talk at the YSA ward
Paul’s second epistle to the Corinthians, he told his converts about his sacred role as an apostle, a special witness to the Lord. Then he mentioned an affliction that he calls “a thorn in the flesh”. Some scholars have found evidence that Paul was going blind, but others think his infirmity might have been a moral temptation. Whatever the problem was, Paul rejoiced that his adversity allowed him to rely on the power of the Atonement:
And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure. For this thing I besought the Lord thrice, that it might depart from me. And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in mine infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me. Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ’s sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.Good afternoon, sisters and brothers. My name is Bethylene, I live in the Pacific Northwest, and last month I returned from the Pennsylvania Philadelphia Mission, where I invited people to come unto Christ in both English and Spanish. On Wednesday, I was asked to speak for twenty minutes on Elder Rafael E. Pino’s ten-minute talk “Faith in Adversity”, so just writing this talk in time was a test of my faith in adversity!
(2 Corinthians 12:7–10)
Elder Pino begins his talk with the story of Omar Álvarez, whose three-year-old daughter drowned while playing with her brothers and sisters on a family vacation. The grieving father describes the aftermath thus:
The moments that followed were extremely difficult, filled with anguish and pain for the loss of our youngest daughter. That feeling soon turned into an almost unbearable torment. However, in the midst of the confusion and uncertainty, the thought that our children had been born under the covenant came to our minds, and through that covenant, our daughter belongs to us for eternity.
What a blessing it is to belong to the Church of Jesus Christ and to have received the ordinances of His holy temple! We now feel that we are much more committed to be faithful to the Lord and endure to the end because we want to be worthy of the blessings that the temple provides in order to see our daughter again. At times we mourn, but “we do not mourn as those without hope.”[1]
Sometimes I thought it was weird when people told me, “I admire your mom so much—she is a hero for taking care of your brother every day. I wouldn’t be able to do that!” This sounds strange to me because they act as if my mother had a choice in the matter—as if she could have sent him back when we learned that he was autistic. To me, my mom was just doing what she had to do: feeding us, teaching us, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, getting us to bed on time, giving up her home-based law practice, driving my brother to therapy, holding war councils with the parents of other autistic children, persecuting school administrators until they gave my brother what he needed, writing state lawmakers about programs for people with disabilities, and so forth. But when I was talking to my mom about this talk, she said she thought that she hadn’t exhibited much faith when my brother was diagnosed. She was really sad at first, and both of my parents grieved the loss of the son they’d imagined. To my mother, being sad and frustrated showed a lack of faith, even though she kept praying, reading the scriptures, working hard, and trusting that Christ would help my family. She has done everything in her power for my brother, yet she always speaks of his progression as a miracle. So does the fact that she wasn’t jumping for joy—“Yes! My son’s disabled!”—mean that she didn’t have faith in adversity?
Often I, too, fear that if I am sad or frustrated about a trial, then I am not exhibiting faith. However, the scriptures record many faithful people who faced trials, and they weren’t exactly reveling in it. They showed their faith in adversity in simple, humble ways. Reading about these people made me realize that, when adversity comes, I have more faith than I thought. A few examples of how the people in the scriptures faced adversity with faith illustrate my point.
When Joseph’s brothers sold him into slavery, the Bible records him taking his changes in fortune—from slave to high steward to prisoner to jailer to Pharaoh’s right hand man—with little complaint. However, when his brothers come to Egypt with Benjamin, Joseph runs away from the feast he prepared, and “he entered into his chamber, and wept there” (Genesis 43:30). Long years of servitude and imprisonment have made their mark on Joseph, yet he is still a faithful man. Joseph later tells his brothers that God was really the one who sent him to Egypt so that he could save his brothers from the famine (see Genesis 45:4–8). He still trusts that the Lord is in control.
Another classic example of someone who faced adversity with faith is Job. When he loses all his children and all his possessions in a string of accidents and is then struck with “sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown” (Job 2:7), Job “rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground” (Job 1:20); he mourns for “seven days and seven nights” (Job 2:13). Job’s friends see “that his grief was very great” (Job 2:13). Still, even though Job mourns his children, his livelihood, and his health—even though he wishes that he had died the moment he was born (see Job 3)—the Bible says, “In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly” (Job 1:22). Job continues to trust in the Lord, and he declares to his friends, “I know that my redeemer liveth, and that he shall stand at the latter day upon the earth: and though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God” (Job 19:25–26).
The example of Brother Álvarez in Elder Pino’s talk also confirms that grief doesn’t necessarily indicate a lack of faith. Brother Álvarez says that his family’s “confusion and uncertainty” amounted to “an almost unbearable torment,”[3] yet they still had faith. Perhaps this is what Christ means when he tells His Apostles, “My peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you” (John 14:27): the world’s peace means being problem-free, but we can experience Christ’s peace when things are at their worst. In fact, Christ’s power is manifest when we come to him with our trials and weaknesses, as He tells Moroni, “I give unto men weakness that they may be humble; and my grace is sufficient for all men that humble themselves before me; for if they humble themselves before me, and have faith in me, then will I make weak things become strong unto them” (Ether 12:27).
“Faith is a principle of action and of power.”[4] Our faith in adversity is manifest by what we do when the adversity comes. Let’s consider the example of Nephi, who wrote in the very first verse of the first chapter of the first book in the Book of Mormon that he had “seen many afflictions in the course of [his] days, nevertheless, [he had] been highly favored of the Lord in all [his] days.” Lehi’s family had left their home, their friends, and their comfort zone to wander aimlessly around the Arabian Peninsula for eight years, seeming to never reach the ocean. They ate raw meat because they risked attack by bandits if they lit a fire, and their wives often were traveling while pregnant (see 1 Nephi 17:1–2). On top of all of this, Lehi’s sons’ bows broke, so they had no food. Nephi writes that his family, “being much fatigued, because of their journeying, . . . did suffer much for the want of food” (1 Nephi 16:19). Nephi continues, telling us that not only did Laman, Lemuel, and the sons of Ishmael “begin to murmur exceedingly, because of their sufferings and afflictions in the wilderness,” but also the prophet Lehi himself “began to murmur against the Lord his God” (1 Nephi 16:20). Nephi is distressed that his family was both starving and murmuring (see 1 Nephi 16:21), but he doesn’t just sit and wallow with them. He takes action: “And it came to pass that I, Nephi, did make out of wood a bow, and out of a straight stick, an arrow; wherefore, I did arm myself with a bow and an arrow, with a sling and with stones. And I said unto my father: Whither shall I go to obtain food?” (1 Nephi 16:23). Nephi—who promised “I will go and do” (1 Nephi 3:7)—trusted in the Lord, so he went and did.
As I wrote this talk, I realized that my mother could have done a lot of different things when my brother was diagnosed with a neurological disorder which, at the time, no one knew much about. She could have gone back to working as an attorney full-time and paid someone else to take care of my brother. She could have shut herself in her room and cried for weeks while my brother and I starved to death because my dad forgets to feed us. She could have abandoned our family. She could have chosen to stick my brother in a corner and never taken him to speech therapy and special ed. preschool or tried different behavior-modification techniques. But instead, she showed her faith in adversity by doing all that she could do and relying on the Lord. My brother progressed in leaps and bounds because my mother and father’s faith willed it to happen. He’s still autistic, but he’s definitely surpassed his original prognoses.
Adversity happens to all of us. Lehi tells us that there must be “an opposition in all things” (2 Nephi 2:11). My patriarchal blessing commands me that, when trials and challenges come, I must remember that they are part of the plan which I agreed to during my premortal existence. In speaking of the wise man who built his house “upon the rock of our Redeemer” (Helaman 5:12) and the foolish man who built his built his house upon the sand (see Matthew 7:24–27), Elder Pino says the following: “It is interesting to notice that the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew against both houses! Living the gospel does not mean that we will everlastingly escape adversity. Rather, it means that we will be prepared to face and endure adversity more confidently.”[5]
Having confidence in the power, wisdom, and love of God, the Saints have been enabled to go forward through the most adverse circumstances, and frequently, when to all human appearances, nothing but death presented itself, and destruction [seemed] inevitable, has the power of God been manifest, His glory revealed, and deliverance effected; and the Saints, like the children of Israel, who came out of the land of Egypt, and through the Red Sea, have sung an anthem of praise to his holy name.[6]
[1] Qtd. in Rafael E. Pino, “Faith in Adversity,” Ensign, May 2009, 41. Quote from Teachings of the Presidents of the Church: Joseph Smith, 177.
[2] Rafael E. Pino, “Faith in Adversity,” Ensign, May 2009, 41.
[3] Qtd. in Rafael E. Pino, “Faith in Adversity,” Ensign, May 2009, 41.
[4] Bible Dictionary, “faith”.
[5] Rafael E. Pino, “Faith in Adversity,” Ensign, May 2009, 42.
[6] Joseph Smith, Teachings of the Presidents of the Church: Joseph Smith, 234; brackets original.
24 June 2009
A beautiful drive
23 June 2009
To Oxford.
would I still fall asleep with your name on my lips,
and awake with it burning in my throat?
Would I still dream that I smelled your thousand-year-old dust
(heady, ambrosial),
and heard heavy volumes open and close like erudite butterflies?
Would I still think of God standing over our infinite moon-colored destinies,
and wonder if even one of my strands meets yours?
20 June 2009
My latest celebrity crush:
10 June 2009
Well, that's new.
In other news, I have HUGE cheekbones. Where did those things come from?! It's like I had a face transplant from a Crô-Magnon!
03 June 2009
Kathy, Alex, and Danna were baptized!
31 May 2009
My Homecoming Talk
Buenas tardes, hermanos y hermanas—good afternoon, brothers and sisters. For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Bethylene, and I just returned from the Pennsylvania Philadelphia Mission, where I taught the gospel in both English and Spanish. Today I would like to talk to you about the lost sheep: who they are, why they should be found, and who is responsible for bringing them back to the fold.
The first prophet in the Book of Mormon, Lehi, had a dream in which he saw the tree of life—representing the love of God manifested in His Son, Jesus Christ—laden with sweet, white fruit that was “desirable above all other fruit” (1 Nephi 8:12). The fruit represented eternal life. As the people of the earth journeyed through the darkness of sin, only a part of them held fast to the word of God and arrived at the tree of life. However even eating the fruit of the tree of life, which “filled [Lehi’s] soul with exceedingly great joy” (1 Nephi 8:12) was not enough to prevent some from giving in to worldly pressures. Lehi described their fall thus:
And after they had partaken of the fruit of the tree they did cast their eyes about as if they were ashamed. And I also cast my eyes round about, and behold, on the other side of the river of water, a great and spacious building; and it stood as it were in the air, high above the earth. And it was filled with people, both old and young, both male and female; and their manner of dress was exceedingly fine; and they were in the attitude of mocking and pointing their fingers towards those who had come at and were partaking of the fruit. And after they had tasted of the fruit they were ashamed, because of those that were scoffing at them; and they fell away into forbidden paths and were lost.
1 Nephi 8:25–28
The people who tasted the love of God ad were then lost have always fascinated me. These lost partakers of eternal life are some of the lost sheep of which Jesus asks, “What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?” Rather than condemning the lost sheep for leaving the Church, Christ answers their weakness with a greater outpouring of love. “And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing. And when he cometh home, he calleth together his neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost. I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance” (Luke 15:4–7).
We can easily identify the lost sheep in this parable, but who are the shepherds? Of course, Christ Himself is the greatest—the Good Shepherd with a capital g and a capital s, but in the last general conference, Elder L. Tom Perry affirmed that, additionally, “member missionaries—both you and I—are the shepherds” (Ensign, May 2009, 109). Sisters and brothers, my experiences on my mission have taught me more about these lost sheep—and the members’ vital role as the shepherds who can bring lost souls back into the light of the gospel—than anything else.
As directed by the Church mission department, the full-time missionaries in my mission were to aid our units in reactivating up to five families whom the bishop had prayerfully chosen in addition to our normal proselytizing activities. However, we knew that regular visits from full-time missionaries were unlikely to permanently reactivate a less-active member. So, in the PPM, as we called our mission, when we taught less-active members and new converts, we could only report the visit to our leaders as a lesson if we had brought another member—usually the person’s home or visiting teacher—to the lesson with us. Since we needed to teach at least twenty total lessons a week to members and nonmember, getting active members to our lesson with less-active members was really important.
Fellow members are much more suited to long-term fellowshipping, since they aren’t transferred out of the area every few months. More important is the fact that members are more likely to identify with the less-active members’ lives and struggles. For example, a twenty-one-year-old woman with no spouse, no children, and no job is unlikely to have much in common with a fifty-year-old man with a wife, four children, and recession anxiety. But a fifty-something member with a wife, kids, and recession anxiety will have a lot to talk about with the less-active member.
Now I’d like to talk for a minute about a family that I will call the Joneses. Pennsylvania natives Brother and Sister Jones and their three children all joined the Church in the 1970s, back when they had to drive over an hour to Sunday School in the morning, eat lunch at the house of a member who lived closer to the chapel, and then return to the chapel for sacrament meeting in the afternoon before making the long journey back home. Later, Sister Jones told us, a branch was formed nearer to their home; it met in an old firehouse and later in a Seventh-day Adventist meetinghouse. Now, two wards meet in a chapel just half an hour from the Joneses, but for years they never visited it.
Brother Jones was excommunicated in the 1980s—I never found out why—and the whole family stopped coming to church. As she told us, Sister Jones was mad at God, so she started smoking and drinking coffee again just to bug God. But when the bishop asked the missionaries to visit the Jones family in 2008, Sister Jones received them with open arms. I remember that on my first day in the field, my trainer, Sister Nielson, gushed about Sister Jones as our car flew west through the Pennsylvania countryside. Brother Jones was pleasantly gruff in that old-man way, and Sister Jones was even shorter than my mom—probably about 4′10″—and loved the missionaries.
We started visiting Brother and Sister Jones every couple weeks. They were both reading their scriptures daily and praying, but Sister Jones struggled with the Word of Wisdom, and they wouldn’t come to church. Every time we visited, Sister Jones would give us some fruit or some chocolate, told us she loved “her missionaries”, and she’d say she might be there on Sunday, but she wasn’t. Then we started bringing the new members with us. Very few of the original members whom the Joneses had known all those years ago were still alive and living in the area, so we brought members over to meet them. When Brother and Sister Jones finally came to church one Sunday, several people welcomed them with hugs and smiles. The members we brought to their lessons bore their testimonies of repentance, of tithing, of prayer, and of forgiveness. The Joneses started to come to church more often, and I know it was because the members had loved them back into activity. I saw Brother and Sister Jones right before I came home, and Brother Jones is preparing for rebaptism. Sister Jones’s smile took up her whole face as she greeted me.
Another story involves the West Chester Spanish twig that I grew so attached to because I worked with it for almost a year. Most of the members of the twig—a group of forty Spanish-speakers in an English-speaking ward—had joined the Church within the last two years, so they had few examples of what it meant to be a Mormon. If one family skipped a Sunday, everyone else decided to skip the next Sunday. One particularly bad Sunday last June, only five people attended the Spanish sacrament meeting—and two of them were our investigators! The coordinator of the group had to go into the English sacrament meeting to find a few men who had served Spanish-speaking missions to bless the sacrament.
Fortunately, a missionary who later became my companion named Sister Maldonado—an Argentine hairstylist—started to effect some changes in the twig. A year ago, the West Chester twig never had activities separate from the ward. Only three of its members spoke English well, so most of the twig did not attend the ward activities. They only saw each other once a week for three hours. Sister Maldonado started family home evenings, first with one new convert and his home teacher, then with a few more members, then a few more. Finally the bishop called two members of the twig to arrange the weekly family home evenings, and the get-togethers became even more elaborate with the addition of wonderful Mexican food. Because they knew each other better and had shared experiences with each other, the members started to get really excited about this whole church thing. When we were made companions, Sister Maldonado and I planned a Christmas dinner for the twig; it was de traje, a potluck, and it was a smashing success. By the time the coordinator of the twig asked me to give a talk based on Elder Eduardo Gavarret’s talk from the October 2008 conference in January, attendance in the Spanish sacrament meeting was steady at about fifteen a week.
Later that week, my companion and I visited Sister Frias.—a vegetarian feminist grandmother who didn’t drive—joined the Church before the twig even existed. She had come to church every Sunday just to sit in the back with headphones on, listening to a translation of sacrament meeting, Sunday School, and Relief Society. She started bringing one of her sons and two of her grandchildren with her, and they were baptized too. Later, one of her daughters joined the Church while studying abroad in Madrid. She had seen every one of the other members of the twig come into the Church, and she had seen many of them fall away. She asked my companion to help her dye her hair, and while the filler was setting, Sister Frias asked us for the phone number of everyone in the twig that she could think of, just so she could call and invite them to church. I carefully handwrote a list with the addresses and phone numbers of the twig members—few had computers, so they couldn’t access the online ward list, and most of the Spanish-speakers’ addresses on the official ward list were wrong, anyway—and I made copies.
In my talk, I recounted Elder Gavarret’s account of the great effort in Peru to invite the less-active members and many nonmembers in part-member families to return home to the Church. He announced that the less-active members “accepted the invitation made by priesthood leaders, full-time missionaries, and others who took upon themselves the responsibility to help them return to Church and come unto Christ. To each one of them, we say, ‘Welcome. Welcome home!’” (Ensign, November 2008, 98). The truth is that it is the truly our responsibility, as lovers of Christ, to seek the lost sheep. Peter learned this when Jesus asked him three times, “Lovest thou me?” When Peter answered yes, the Lord commanded him, “Feed my sheep” (John 21:15–17). So also the Lord commands us to feed His sheep.
For this end, we in our days do what Moroni wrote about new converts to the Church of Christ in Nephite times: “And after they had been received unto baptism, and were wrought upon and cleansed by the power of the Holy Ghost, they were numbered among the people of the church of Christ; and their names were taken, that they might be remembered and nourished by the good word of God, to keep them in the right way, to keep them continually watchful unto prayer, relying alone upon the merits of Christ” (Moroni 6:4). The names of members are not taken to fill the Church rolls, but so “that they might be remembered and nourished by the good word of God.”
That said, after the sacrament meeting where I gave this talk, I distributed the lists to the members who were there and encouraged them to give some of the missing people a call. What happened next demonstrates the faith, hope, and charity typical of these humble members of a little twig in rural Pennsylvania. With the list in hand, Sister Frias planned a farewell party for Sister Maldonado, who was finishing her mission, and called every single person on the list to invite them.
Another member, Ricardo, a young, single ranchhand who had a car and a computer took his responsibility to new heights. He took the new convert whom he was fellowshipping, an incredibly shy man named Rodimiro who loved old cowboy movies, with him to visit the people on the list whom he didn’t know. The twig covered more than a whole county—almost eight hundred square miles—yet Ricardo would pick up Rodimiro, who lived twelve miles from him, and then drive hundreds more miles to visit less-active members in out-of-the-way mushroom farms. He’d also give a ride to church or family home evening to anyone who asked—even if they lived as far south of the chapel as he lived north of it, even if it took him an hour to get to their house. Other members focused on bringing the daughter and son-in-law of another member, Sister García, to the waters of baptism. One Sunday before I left, I counted twenty-seven members and investigators over the age of eight in the Spanish sacrament meeting. The members made the difference—their pure love for one another brought other members back to church and was a great example for the investigators I taught.
Brothers and sisters, the answer to Cain’s question, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” (Genesis 4:9) is simply, yes! The sin is ours if we don’t care for our sisters and brothers, as the Lord said to the pastors of ancient Israel through the prophet Ezekiel: “Woe be to the shepherds of Israel that do feed themselves! should not the shepherds feed the flocks? . . . The diseased have ye not strengthened, neither have ye healed that which was sick, neither have ye bound up that which was broken, neither have ye brought again that which was driven away, neither have ye sought that which was lost” (Ezekiel 34:2, 4). The prophet John Taylor warned, “If you do not magnify your callings, God will hold you responsible for those whom you might have saved had you done your duty” (qtd. in Monson, Ensign, November 2008, 62).
Brothers and sisters, I know that you home teach or visit teach less-active members. Some of you have a home or visiting teaching companion who is less-active. Give them a call. Invite them to dinner at your house. Invite them to church. I understand that sometimes they’re not ready—believe me, I met many angry, and even more indifferent, less-active members on my mission—but the Lord will bless you for trying. Believe in Christ’s promises; He will help you say the right thing and give the right hug at the right time. He wants His children to come home to Him.
To conclude, I would like to bear my testimony in Spanish:
Sé que Dios existe, y que Él es mi amoroso Padre Celestial—eso yo lo sé porque se lo pregunté a Dios, y Él me contestó con una paz y un amor innegables. Testifico que el segundo miembro de la Trinidad es mi Salvador y Redentor Jesucristo porque he sentido la mano de Él levantándome cuando yo estaba en tinieblas. Las cosas de Dios y del Espíritu no son cosas abstractas de la imaginación, sino cosas reales—cosas tangibles, visibles y audibles. El Libro de Mormón fue escrito para nosotros en nuestros días; he oído las voces que claman desde el polvo. Las otras Escrituras y los profetas vivientes también nos revelan la mente de Dios. José Smith es un profeta. Thomas S. Monson es un profeta. Por medio de la oración nos comunicamos con nuestro Padre Celestial. Estas cosas las digo en el nombre de Jesucristo, amén.
27 May 2009
What is my frikkin' problem anyway?
Last night when the nausea came again, I realized that I'm terrified. I'm not as much terrified of not finding a job as I am of finding one. So I am asking myself, what is my frikkin' problem? What about finding a job is so scary? I used to do new things and put myself in new situations all the time, so why did I decide to freak out now?